{"id":9707,"date":"2015-07-07T06:56:09","date_gmt":"2015-07-07T06:56:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/100sareepact.com\/?p=9707"},"modified":"2015-07-07T06:56:09","modified_gmt":"2015-07-07T06:56:09","slug":"deconstructing-the-saree-part-8-the-arsenal-of-weapons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/100sareepact.com\/?p=9707","title":{"rendered":"Deconstructing the Saree &#8211; Part 8 &#8211; The arsenal of weapons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Still deconstructing the saree.<\/p>\n<p>Calories (noun) &#8211; Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.<\/p>\n<p>Well, here is my arsenal of weapons against them! Truth be told, my strategy is simple &#8211; no direct confrontation with the damned creatures, but simple use of the tools for damage-control after the battle. Just so that I can wear my saree blouses again. Thankfully, sarees can&#8217;t get tighter, else imagine the amount of time we would be spending loosening their seams!<\/p>\n<p>From top to down: Pair of scissors, needle and seam splitter.<\/p>\n<p>March on, \u202a#\u200e100sareepact\u202c soldiers, and keep your blouses safe from the vile tiny creatures. Here I am smiling after winning saree battles 15, 16 and 17.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Still deconstructing the saree. Calories (noun) &#8211; Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. Well, here is my arsenal of weapons against them! Truth be told, my strategy is simple &#8211; no direct confrontation with the damned creatures, but simple use of the tools for&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more-link\"><a href=\"https:\/\/100sareepact.com\/?p=9707\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9708,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1053],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/100sareepact.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9707"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/100sareepact.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/100sareepact.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/100sareepact.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/100sareepact.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9707"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/100sareepact.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9707\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9713,"href":"https:\/\/100sareepact.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9707\/revisions\/9713"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/100sareepact.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/100sareepact.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/100sareepact.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/100sareepact.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}